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Giggles Old lady 70-yearold Anna was walking down the road,when she heard a voice from above-"You will live to be 100." She looked around but there wasn't anyone.After a few seconds,she heard the voice with the same words. "That was the voice of God",she thought to herself.With 30 more years to go,she decided to go to the plastic surgeon.But just as she was coming out of the clinic,looking youthful and happy,she was knocked down by a car. Anna died and went to heaven.On reaching there,she asked God,"You said I would live to be 100,so how did this happen?" God replied,"I didn't recognise you?" Birdman Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs" |
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Definitely Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?" First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..." Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown." Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks: "Does a fart have lumps?" The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!" "OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..." Smart Pakistani The Train... A pakistani guy, An Indian guy, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and .. it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The old woman, beautiful girl and the Pakistani guy are sitting there looking perplexed. The Indian guy is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap. The old woman is thinking : That Indian guy must have tried to kiss that girl and got slapped. The Indian guy is thinking :Damn it that Pakistani guy must have tried to kiss the beautiful girl, she thought it was me and slapped me instead. The beautiful girl is thinking : That Indian guy must have moved to kiss me,but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped. The Pakistani is thinking: If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Indian guy again. One engine left Fifteen minutes into the flight from Karachi to Mumbai, the captain announced, " ladies and gentlemen, one of our engine has failed. There is nothing to worry about.Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left" Twenty minutes later the captain announced " one more engine has failed and the flight will take an additiional two hours. But dont worry...we can fly just fine on two engines" An hour later the captain announced "one more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But dont worry we still have one engine left" A SARDAR JEE among the passengers, turned to the man in the nest seat and remarked " if we lose one more engine we will be up here all day " Sayings Someone like you Makes the sun shine more brighter Someone like you Makes a sign half a smile Someone like you Makes my troubles much lighter Someone like you Makes life seem Worthwhile. Roses are Red Violets are Blue Don't you know my Heart longs for you Way up into Heaven the skies so blue thats where I send all My Love to you!!! Slowly slowly I will try to put more Sayings meanwhile i'm a little busy so thats why i can't;So i hope you all can understand. |
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Urdu Shairi's Har phool khusbudaar nahi hota, Har pathar chamakdaar nahi hota, Dosti dekh kar karna dost, Har dost wafadaar nahi hota. Maut Ke Baad Bhi Yaad Rakhen, Kar Jaana Kuch Aisa Kaam, Kuch Aur Nahin To Dil Hi Sahi, Kar Jaana Kisi Aur Ke Naam. E-yaar sun yaari teri, Muje zindagi se bhi pyaari hai, Jawab ek nahi hamaaraa kahin, Badi khubsoorat yeh jodi hamaari hai. Kaate nahi kat te hai lamhe intezar ke, Kaate nahi kat te hai lamhe intezar ke, Nazre jama ke baithe hai rasthe pe yaar ke, Dil ne kaha dekhe jo jalw-e-husn yaar ke, Dil ne kaha dekhe jo jalw-e-husn yaar ke, laaya hai koun inhe palak se uthaar ke. Har seenay main ek dil hota hai, Har dil main ek yaad hoti hai, Mumkin nahin ki kar koi bana de Taj Mahal, lekin Har dil main ek Mumtaj hoti hai. Ek pal ko to aisa laga sab kuchh mera apna hai phir kyun yeh ahsas hai ki shayad yeh sab sapna hai...? Vaada to kar gaye ki, Khabon mein ayenge, Lekin mare khushi ke, Neend na aaye to hum kya kare!!! In haseeniyon se pyaar kya karna... In adayon se pyaar kya karna... Yeh Zakhm de kar hasa karti hain.... In bewafayon se pyaar kya karna Dil ki sada ho, zubaa.n ki nida ho tum, Hoor ho, hus.n ki har ada'a ho tum, Is deewane ki khai'd ho, saza ho tum, haya ho, fiza ho, thandi hawa ho tum. Humne tumhari yaad mein ro-ro ke tub bhar diye, tum itne bewafa nikale, usme nahaaiyen aur chal diye :) Jab jate the dost, college me C++ Programming Sikhne Tab jate the hum, maikhane peena sikhne. Gaa to hum bhi sakte hain gar awaaz ho to, Baja to hum bhi sakte hain gar saaz ho to, Kaun kehta hai Shah Jahan ne Taj banaya, Bana to hum bhi sakte hain, gar Mumtaz ho to HUM NE TO MUHOBBAT MEIN APNE WAJOOD KE DO TUKDE KIYE; EK KO KHUD SE JUDA PAYA; EK PE TERA NAAM KHUDA PAYA . Suna hai waqt ke saath halat badal jate hain Insan badal jate hain, jazbat badal jate hain Par tum na badloge, ye aitbar karta hoon Main tumse pyaar karta hoon Main tumse pyaar karta hoon Kai din guzre, tumse bichde Kai pal beete, kai yug beete Kai baar sambhala, khud ko sanam Par thak hi gaye, jeete jeete Khai thi kasam ki lad lenge Duniya walon se, duniya se Par hay jamana jeet gaya na tum jeete, na hum jeete In haseeniyon se pyaar kya karna... In adayon se pyaar kya karna... Yeh Zakhm de kar hasa karti hain.... In bewafayon se pyaar kya karna Kehte hai dekhne se nazar lag jaati hai.... Poonam ki raat mei bahar na nikalna..... Kahee chaand tumhe na dekh le ! Wah wah wah wah...... kya din the woh zindgi ke jab tum hamare saath the apne haathon mein leke chalte tumhara haath the ai khuda mujhe mere woh din lauta de mujhe meri zindgi lauta de likh kar bhi,aankhon se bhi,honthon se bhi kabul kiya par maana tha jinhe apna unhone thukra diya darwaje se ana chahta tha, tab dawaje band ho jate the. ab jab darwazon ko tora maine, sara ghar mere liye chhod jaten hai. pahle bhi log mujhse katrate the, abhi nafrat karte hain. kabhi rooke bol bolte the, ab dil mere tor jaate hain. jeene ki aarzoo thi hamhari, zindagi hamse mukh mod liya. maut ka intazar kiya jab, woh bhi hamhe tarapta chhod gaya. na ab jeene ki chaah hai, na kambakht maut aati hai. zindagi ne to maut ke karib laya, magar maut ne dil hamhara tod diya. band kar liye the humne ishq ki kitab, chhod diye dekhna ishq ke khwab, daur-e-mohabbat ko dekh, yaad aayee hamhen kitabon ki baat. mere insaan hone ki gurur nahin hai mujhe dusron ke jajbaat se aksar khelta raha hoon main mujhse pyar paane ki arzoo nahin hai kishi ki nafrat ke solon mein aksar jalta raha hoon main safar zindagi ka manzil mein rukta nahin hai, bas thikana badalta raheta hai. sirf manzil mein hi to kushi milti hai, safar mein gam ka saath bana raheta hai arjoo thi jishki woh tum nahin ho mohabat hai jish-se woh tum nahin ho masoom hai jo woh tum nahin ho zindigi hai jish-se woh tum nahin ho sajni hai jo woh tum nahin ho sapna hai jo woh tum nahin ho tum jo nazar aati ho, hamesha meri nazaron mein woh tum tum nahin ho kam hai ye zindagi khud ke liye, dusron ke bare mein sochta kyun hai. teri khud ki zindagi itni mushkil hai, auron ke bare mein sochta kyun hai. tere to apne tere saath hai, kishi ko apni zindagi mein bulata kyun hai. khud ke liye kuchh to bachakar rakh, yun apni kimti ansoo bahata kyun hai. zindgi mein ek hi dukh hai ki tum hamare sath nahin thodi der se milo par marne ke bad nahin jo dard ta tere seene mein woh humne kab nahi samjha kyon tune fir humko kabhi apna nahi samjha tere liye to hum kuch bhi kar dete taare tod ke tere anchal mein saja dete aaj teri yaad aayi to aansu nikal aye dil aaj bhi yeh sochta hai tum kyon na humein mil paye ai bewafa tu mujhse itni bewafai kar ki tere alawa mujhe koi bewafa na lage ye mera dil is dil ki halat kaise bataun tumhe ye dil ab dil na raha di ki awaz kaise sunaun tumhe kishi ke mohabat main thukraya gaya hai ye ye dil mein jo dard hai kaise dekhaun tumhe Teri bewafa hone ka subhah tha mujhe, Par behaya bhi hai ish-se hum anjaan the. Teri bholi surat pe kai baar qurbaan huye hum, Shayad dil masoom tha hum nadan the. Tanhayi mein baithe hue jab sochta hoon kuchh likhun, Tab gamon ki dhaara samne se gujar jati hai. Khushi ke do labz bhi zuban tak nahin aate, Kavita meri dukhon ke sabdon se bhar jati hai. Teri ankhon ki kashish khinch laya hai mujhe tere paas, Tere pyare pyar ko pane ki hai mujhko aash, gar tune mujhe dil mein basa liya, kabhi tutne na doonga tumhara vishwas Maut hi bas ek zindagi ka humsafar hai ! Aaj woh tere pichhe hai kal tere samne hoga !! Rooh se judi teri ye zindagi ka safar hai ! Aaj woh tere saath hai kal tujhse dur hoga !! Kabhi ek bund ko bhi tarashta hai admi, aur kabhi bundon mein garajta hai admi, kuchh bhi mumkin hai ish zeevan mein, kabhi kabhi bin bundon ke bhi jajta hai admi. (Here BUND means MONEY) Ai Khuda aisi khudai na de.. Apne siva koi dikhai na de.. Kuda mujhe aisi khudi na dena Sada kashtiyon ki sunaai na de Khuda aise ahsaas ka naam hai ki paas rahe aur dikhai na de. Parai duniya saza rahi hai sapne ! Sapno main ab aitbaar na raha !! Kahne ko to sapne apne hain ! Magar sapno ko ab hum se pyar na raha !! Dastan-e-dil kahete hain humse khaton ke sahare ! karib hain woh khaton se ehsaas tak nahin hoti !! Izhaar-e-mohabat honthon se sun-na chahaten hain hum ! Rubaroo ke baad unki zuban tak nahin khulti!! Tu Mili to zindigi mili Tujako dekha to zindagi ko dekha Usko chaha bhi to iqraar karna na aaya, Kat gayi umr, hamein pyar karna na aaya, Usney maanga bhi agar kuch to maangi judaai, Aur ek hum thay ke inkaar karna na aaya Raat ki tanhai mein unko awaaz diya karte hain Raat mein sitaaron se unka zikre kiya karte hain Woh ayen ya na ayen humare khwabon mein Hum toh bus unhi ka intezaar kiya karte hain Judai ka pata hota agar pyaar se pehle, To maut ki duva mangte hum deedar se pehle. Hum Labon Se Keh Na Paaye Unse Haal e Dil Kabhi Aur Woh Samjhe Nahin Yeh Khamoshi Kya Cheez Hai.... HUMSAFAR NA MILA, TO THAM GAYA THA KAARVAN AIK TARA BHI HUMSE CHHN GAYA, MAANGA JO HUMNE AASMAN kisi ne sach kaha hai koi bura nahi hota sirf waqt aacha ya bura hota hai lekin ye kaisi insafi ke hame koi galat aurbura samaj le bina pesh karne ka mauka diye hai kya kare hum jab hume sunne ki liye tak koi tayaar nahi hai waqt unko auroo ki liye, ye nachiz ko kaun jane, aree jaan kar bhi anjan bane. Jab khade hai nawabzade aur raiszade, unke samne hum kya hai ........ wah re uupar wale tera lakh lakh shukriya ki tune mujhe kamse kam nafraat to diladi, shukriyaa Misal deneme shayad ho gayee ho bhul kaha janab ka chehra?? aur kaha gulab ka phool??? In Udaas Muskurahaton Ke Peeche, Ghum Ke Railay Hain Ab Tumhain Kya Batayain, Ke Tum Bin Hum Kitne Akele Hain cigarette jalayi ke tumhari yaad na sataye cigarette jalayi ke tumhari yaad na sataye iss buzdil duhan ne tumhari tasweer hi banali SHAYAD USS KHUDA NE TUJHE BANANE KE BAAD CHAAND KO BANAYA TABHI TO SABHI KEHTE HAI KE CHAAND TO TERE PARCHAAI HAI. TUTE HUA DIL KE DARD KA BHI ALAG MAZA HAI , JO USKO MEHSUS KARTA HAI VO USHI KO PATA HAI. BEWAFA SANAM SE TO YEH CIGRATTE HEE ACHII DIL TO JALATI HAI PAR KAM-SE-KAM LABHO TAK TO AATI HAI. KAUN KEHTA HAI KI SHARAB BURI CHEZ HAI , TUTE HUA DIL KO JODNE KE YEH SABSE ACHHI TARKEEB HAI. HUME TAU SIRF ARZ KARNE KA MAUUKA MILTA HAI AAPNE SHIKAYAT KARNE KA HAQ TO KISI AUR KO DE RAAKHA HAI kisi bhi mausam ka asar abb humpe hota nahi, yaro hum ne tau registan(desert) ki aadat dal rakhii hai agar tum ko humse pyar hai to batane ke jarurat nahi janam itne to hum samazdar hai Zindagi Hai... Aur Dil-E-Nadan Hai. Kya Safar Hai, Aur Kya Saman Hai. Hamare Gum Ko Samajke Dekhya, Muskahara Dana Bada Aasan Hai. Hum se kya khathaa huvien, mail aanaa bandh hai... Aap hi humse naaraaz hai, ya mail server bandh hai?! DUNIA NE BESHUMAAR SHAKEEL KO DIYE HAIN RANJ AY DOST TU BHI CHEEZ KOI BESHUMAAR DE MOHABBAT KE LIYE KUCH KHAAS DIL MAQSOOS HOTE HAI YEH WOH NAGMA HAI JO HAR SAAZ PE PAAYA NAHI JAATA jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi dil ne kaha khud khushi(suicide) kar le jalim bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi wo aaye humari mazaar pe diya bhuja ke chaldiye baaki bacha tel sar pe laga ke chal diye Dil ki lagi kuch asi lagi, hum dil hi gawa bhetain, ye dil ka lagana kya hua ek rog laga bhetain har rahi ko manzil nahi milti, har mujrim ko saza nahi milti, mera bhi khwaish hai TajMahal banane ki, magar har kisi ko Mumtaz nahi milti kal bhi intezaar tha un ka, aaj bhi hai kal thi udaasi unhe paane ki, aaj unhe khokar udaas hai.. Raat ko jalte diye din me Bhuja karte hai Hum to tere pyaar me din raat jala karte hai SHABE RAAT THI AUR GUL KHILATHA AFFTAB PE.... KISI NE KAHA CHAND HAI MENE KAHA CHAHERA TERA..... aaj phir hatheli per lakiroon ka samunder dekhu la tera haat ki main apna mukkadar dekhu Woh chhum chhum karke aayee, woh chhum chhum karke chalee gayee. main haar leke khada raha woh raakhi baandhke challe gayee Tumhari Mohabbaatne Hume, Kya Kya Bana Diya... Jab Kuch Na Ban Sake, To Tamasha Bana Diya. Dil diyaa tha dilruba samjh kar... Dil diyaa tha dilruba samjh kar... Kha gayee kameeni kharbuja samajhkar! Phool hilkar padhe huvein hai, koi uttatha kyon nahin... Phool hilkar padhe huvein hai, koi uttatha kyon nahin... Ladki taher ke dekh rahi hai, koi pataatha kyon nahin! Pher lete hain nazar, dil se bhula dete hain Kya yun hi log wafaon ka sila dete hain Wada kiya tha phir bhi na aaye mazar par Humne to jaan di thi isi aitbaar par Kyon bhula diya humein, kyon dil se gira diya Hum to yun hi mare huye the, aap ke inkaar par Sar jhukaoge to patthar khuda ho jayega Itna na chaho usey wo bewafa ho jayega Had ki had se guzarna koi aap se seekhe Yun mohabbat mein jaan lutana koi aap se seekhe Hum to dil deke bhi aap ke ho na sake Dil se dil ko churana koi aap se seekhe Yeh jo sheesha e dil churaya hai aapne Is dil ko sambhalna koi aap se seekhe Maine tujhe pyaar kiya Saraswati samajhkar Tere baap ne mujhe jalaa diya Agarbatti samajhkar. Duniya mein pyaar to sabhi karte hai magar pyaar sabka safal nahi hota Agar pyaar sabka safal hota To pyaar ka pehla shabd adhura nahi hota Likha hai khat tumhe Kuch galat mat samajhna Saali huN tumhari Gharwali mat samajhna You are so cute You are so smart But the best thing about you is you are good from the heart. mana tera husna: meri har baat se accha hoga, tera har deen meri har raat se accha hoga, par doli oothegi jab teri, bahar jhank ke dekhna, mera janaja teri baraat se accha hoga. Eed ke din aap khadi na hona chhat par Eed ke din aap khadi na hona chhat par kahi log roza na chod de aapku chand samaj kar Kaate nahi kat te hai lamhe intezar ke Kaate nahi kat te hai lamhe intezar ke Nazre jama ke baithe hai rasthe pe yaar ke dil ne kaha dekhe jo jalw-e-husn yaar ke dil ne kaha dekhe jo jalw-e-husn yaar ke laaya hai koun inhe palak se uthaar ke Na koi Manzil rahi, na koi raasta, Jab koi tamanna hi na rahi, to zindagi se kya wasta Deewar kya giri mere angan ki!! deeewar kya giri mere angan ki!!! logon ne ise aane jaane ka rasta bana liya Tumne ye ghoongat jo saja rakha hai Mano sooraj ko duba diya hai Jalti mohabbat ko jinda dafna diya hai Uthana is ghoongat ko hamare pyar mein Mar jana chahate hai ab teri baahon mein Hum neh chor diya ta zamaana ko unkeh khatir magar hume kya khabar tha ke woh bewafa hume chor denga zamaane ke khatir. Main Tasawwur Bhi Judaai Ka Bhala Kaise Karoon, Maine Kismat Ki Laqeeron Se Churaya Hai Tujeh. Teri aankhen hai yaa neeli jheel Teri aankhen hai yaa neeli jheel So what's the big deal teri soorat mein aankhon me chupaloon, phir se ek jhalak dikhayiye sadiyon ka pyaasa hoon mein, aa meri pyaas bujhayiye jisne hai pyaar mein dhokha khaaya; usne hai Khuda ko paaya; milti thi laila ek zamaane mein; aaj bewaafawon ka yug aaya.... . Mast Nazaron se dekh liya hota agar tamanha thi aazmane ki Hum to behust yu hi ho jaate Kya zaaroorat thi muskurane ki ek pal ke rook jane se manzil door ho gayi sirf hum hi nahin chalte raste bhi chalte hai naseeb mein jiske jo likha hai, wahi sab ke hisse mein aaya kisike hisse mein pyaas aayee to kisike hisse mein jaam aaya. ajnabi jaanke guzare to koi baat nahi the, log kyon jaan ke anjaan guzar jaate hain? Phul khilte hein, baharon ka sama hota hein, aise mausam mein hi pyar jawan hota hein, dil ki baato ko hoto se nahi kehte, ye fasana to nigaho se baya hota hein. Eik Arzu yahi hai dil-e-beqarar mein Marjaun main kisi bhi hasina ke pyar mein Guzri hui jawani ko nikla hun dhundne Shayad yahin khari ho koee mere intezar mein Main dekhta hun ghar par tum roz aa rahi ho Kyun mere sabr ko tum yun aazma rahi ho Ruk ruk ke is tarah jo dukhdard suna rahi ho Ye hal-e-dil hai, ya tum imla likha rahi ho Parda oarh kay roaz aana teree majboori haye mera fun, mera hoonar haye toojhay noomayaan karna kaysay kar loon mohabbat ka may teree aitabar teree aadat meree jaana haye bewafiyaan karna har seenay main ek dil hota hai har dil main ek yaad hoti hai mumkiN nahin ki kar koi bana de Taj Mahal, lekin har dil main ek Mumtaj hoti hai Kissi key ek aansoo per hazaroon dil taraptay hain Aur kissi ka umar bhar ka rona be-kar jata hai na pi sharab ghalib masjid mein baith kar ek hi botal hai kahin khuda na maang le Zindagi ki raho me ranjho ghum ke maile he bheed thi qayamat ki aur hum akele the mere janaaze ke peeche sara zamaana nikla lekin woh nahi nikli jiske liye mera janaaza nikle Har rooj to aadab aadab karte the, eek din dab leya to khafa ho gaye. Yeh Kaisa Andaaz Hai Aye Zindagi Tera, Na Tu Kabhi Kissi Ki, Na Koyee Ho Saka Tera... Tum aatey ho Hauley sey, Dheerey sey aisey Raaton Ko Neend, Chupkey sey aatee Ho Jaisey. Yun Lagta Hai Jab Hawa Takraatee Hai Rukh Sey Tere Narm Haathon Ney Mujhe Chhuaa Ho Jaisey Phasla to hai magar koi phasla nahin Mujhse to juda sahi, dil se par juda nahi. Tumse Milkar Aisa Laga Hame Ki Ik Tumhi Ho Jise Humne Kabhi Socha Tha , Kehna Hai Tumse ki Hume Be Tumse Ishq hai Magar Darte Hain Ke Kya Kare Tumhe Knw nahin Chahate Kaise kah de kuda-aaphis ye dost kuchh dhage dil ke tute nahi tutate. sabooot mohabbat ka hai ya meri saada-loohi ka usne wada kiya, humne itaabar kiya zindagi haar kar bhi aan milenge tum se tum to chupke se eik baar sada do hum ko garmi hasratein nakaam se jal jatein hain hum to charaghon ki tarha shaam se jal jatein hain jab bhi ata hai tera naam mere naam ke saath jaanai kyoon loag mere naam se jal jatein hain!!!!!! mujhse mat poochh meri jindagi ke baare mein isme kuchh pardanashinon ke bhi naam aate hain..... chand ki tarah tum chhipo raat ki tarah main dhaloon is tarah ek sham aur saath gujar jayegi..... Mat milo mujhse In Parbbaton Ki OOnchaiyon Mein Suna Hai Tarey bhi Kabhi Falak sey Toot Kar Gira Kartey Hain Kahan Chal Diye Chod Kar Yeh Maikhaney Ki Diwaarein Suna Hai Khuda-Parast Bhi yahan Chup Chup key Mila Kartey Yun Na Dubo In Sagar Ki GehraYion mein Key Jeeney wale to Gammon key saharey bhi raha kartey hain Ek Baar Ruk Kar, Mudd Kar to Dekho Is Taraf.. Hum Bhi Dekhein, Wafaaon key fakir, Kab tak akele chala kartey hain. Ab bhi yaad hai, kuch lamhe hamen apani muhobbat ki dasta ke!! Kyoke kat ti hai kabhi kabhi ab bhi raate mahekado ke talaash me. Kabhi jo bhoolta hu, to phir wo bholi surat khwaabon me aati hai, Dil aur chain loot, hume phir jaga jaati hai ... :( Ankhon se door door, Dil ke paas paas, Har lamha judai ka gum , Har lamha milne ki aas. manzilon pe aake lut-te hain dilon ke karvaan kashtiyan saahil pe aake dobti hain pyar ki marte ko maarne mein azm kya azeem to woh hai jo girte ko tham le Puchha hai kai baar kisi ne pata mujhse meri taqdeer ka, Meri Mohabbat ke kore kagaz par bani huee tasveer ka ! Naa bata saka hun aur na hi khud jaan saka hun mai, Rang un gore hathon mai mere ishq ki laqeer ka !! Mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain mujhe kyon infinite loop me dal rahe hai?? Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai? Tumhe Dekhenge to sitare ziya mangenge Aur pyase teri zulfose ghata,mangenge Apne kandhese dupatta na sarakne dena, varna budhe bhi jawani ki duwa mangenge. imanse..imanse.. Ab Humari mohabbat ka ek hi Anjaam Baki Hai, Ab Humari mohabbat ka ek hi Anjaam Baki Hai, Tumhare Naam ke aage,Humare Naam Jodna Baki Hai fitrat me nahi hamare,mohabbat me asoon bahana bewafaiko unki,apni yadoon me dohrana, do boond sharab ke,bhuladeti hai sare gamm phir kisi nai mehbooba ki talash mein,nikal padte hai hamm Aur aahista keeji baaten ..dadkane koyi sunraha hoga labjh girne na paaye hooton se ..waqt ke haat inko chulenge kaan rakhe hai ee daro deewar raaj ki saari baat sunlenge Aur aahista keeji baaten ..dadkane koyi sunraha hoga hosh vaalo.n ko Khabar kyaa beKhudii kyaa chiiz hai ishq kiije phir samajhiye zi.ndagii kyaa chiiz hai jIsE dEkhO dil kI dhOOni lagata hEin, yEn kOi mandir nahi, sHivala nahi hEin, haSinaaO sE kehDo, yE mera DIL hein, dil - kOi dharamshala nahin hEin kUch majnU banE, kUch ranjHa banE, kUch romeo huE, kuch farhad huE, jiSE dekho, pyar ke deewanE huE, IIs rang roop kII chahat mEin jaanE kitnE barbAAd huE. AaDab DavaN bHi kaam N aAyein, KoII duAA N laGein, meRe Khuda keeSee ko pyar ki hava N laGein. Hui humse ye nadani Ki teri mehfil mein aa baithe! Hoke zameen ki khakh Aasman se Dil laga baithe!! Mujhe Apnoo ne loota hai, Gairon me kya dam tha! Meri kashti Wahaan doobi, Jahan paani bahut kam tha!! Aap Gairon ki baat karte hain, humne Apno ko Aajmaya hai! log Katoan se bachkar chalte hain, humne Fooloan se Jakhm khaya hai!! SamjheN haiN jab se samajh-e-zindagi Jiya hai zindagi tujhe zindagi samajh [samajh-e-zindagi = meaning of life] Zindgi, mein khabhi tuje samaj nahi payee jab bhi socha sumaj liya hai tuje ek nayee thokar khayee!! Chand din mein jawani shayad mano na rahe kon puchega tumhe fir husn dhal jane ke baad yeh jamana khud garj hai iska yeh dastur hai baat karta kon hai matlab nikal jane ke baad Meri udasi ki hai ek vajeh, iis khamoshi ki hai ek vajeh, ab kaise batau iis mehfil ko, ki teri pareshani hi hai yeh vajeh. Mahobaat jin ko hoti hai wo kab fariyad karte hai labo pe mahare khushi ki dilo me yaad karte hai Dil me yadoo ki tarah, Akoh me ahasu ki tarah tum mere paas ho, phool me khusbu ki tarah. mudkar jara idhar bhi dekh zalim ki tammna hum bhi rakhte hai husn tere pas hai to kya hua, jigar hum bhi rakhte hai. Socha na thaa teri ulfat mey aisee thokar khaayenge Pyar kee duniya mey saans lene sey pahle hi mar jaayenge Ab pataa chala ke Ishq ek Khel hai koi jasbaat nahi Aur kitney dil yaha jeete aur haarey jaayenge Chahta tau hu magar aasaan nahi tuje bhoolna teri yaadon ke sahare yuhi din kat tey jaayenge |
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